The Fix

The fix is in

There's a nag gonna dance home at Epsom

The fix is in

Can't wait to see how it upsets 'em

Too many times we've been postally pipped

We've loaded the saddles,

the mickeys are slipped

We're swapping the turf for the sand

and the surf and the sin

Cause the fix, the fix is in

The fix is in

The odds that I got were delicious

The fix is in

The jockey is cocky and vicious

The redoubtable beast has had pegasus pills

We'll buy him the patch in the Tuscany hills

And the Vino di Vici will flow

like a river in spring

Now the fix, the fix is in

The fix is in

The snaps of the steward so candid

The fix is in

Yes, our pigeons have finally landed

The Donahue sisters will meet us in France

In penguins and pearls,

we'll drink and we'll dance

'Til the end of our days,

cause it ain't left to chance

That we win

Cause the fix, the fix is in

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