歌词
A fine romance, with no kisses
一场没有亲吻的美好浪漫
A fine romance, my friend this is
我的朋友，这是一场美好的浪漫
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
我们应该是一对滚烫的番茄
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
但你冰冷得像昨日瘫掉的土豆泥
A fine romance, you won't nestle
一场美好的浪漫，你却不会依偎安顿
A fine romance, you won't wrestle
一场美好的浪漫，你也不反抗
I might as well play bridge with my old maid Anne
我还不如和我的老侍女安打桥牌
I haven't got a chance
我一点运气也没有
This is a fine romance
这是一场美好的浪漫
A fine romance, my good fellow
一场美好的浪漫，我的好伙计
You take romance, I'll take jello
你拿走了浪漫，我拿果子冻
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
你比深潜北冰洋下的海豹还要冷静
At least they flap their fins to express emotion
至少它们还会拍动它们的翅鳍来表达感情
A fine romance with no quarrels
一场美好的浪漫，是没有争吵的
With no insults and all morals
没有互相攻击和所谓的仁义道德
I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants
我从不弄皱你洗好的蓝哔叽步衣物一点
I never get the chance
我一点运气都没有
This is a fine romance
而这就是一场美好的浪漫
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