The Bioshock Song (Album Version)

Won'tcha come on down to Rapture

jam a needle in your arm

It'll slowly corrode your genetical code

but it's all part of the charm

So you're a gross abomination

but in time you're gonna be

So glad ya came on down to the best little town at the bottom of the deep blue sea

Hop in a bathysphere, take in the atmosphere

it's like New York, but with more fish

This unholy demon spawn looks like Joan Rivers in the morning

but down here she's quite a dish

Aquatic nightmare drones are known to freely roam

with little sisters who require their help

I mean to tell you plainly mister

if that thing there was my sister

I'd believe I'd disown myself, mahhh

So you're stuck awhile in Rapture

and politically it's ...tense

Libertarians scream, it's an Ayn Rand wet dream

and brother I mean soakin',I'm not even jokin'

Don'tcha know the locals love the lifestyle

watch 'em scale the walls with glee

They're glad they came on down to the best little town at the bottom of the deep blue sea

you're gonna love to mix and match

Just steal some glue from evil red guy

and a screw from smelly dead guy

and you've made some crap from scratch

And there's this Atlas Joe, right on your radio

and he'll give you helpful hints and such

I bet you'll do his bidding blindly if he utters "would you kindly,"

but ohhhh,I've said too much

So, you get a bit of story and a horrid killing spree

Because you came on down to the best little town

You're tryin' not to drown in this creepy town

It really takes the crown though it's the only town at the bottom of the deep blue sea

Forget Atlantis, it's the best little town at the bottom of the deep blue

Somewhere beyond the sea, they spell it R-A-P-T-U-R-E

A MAN CHOOSES!