Bank Holiday Monday

Woke up with the shakes on the bathroom floor

The sun is *******ning, I felt like drinking some more

Sunday's takeaway welded on my elvis tray

It's a pound a can in the garden all day

Start at noon, keep on going through til two

Dabbing speed like a monkey in a ******* zoo

Get your girl in the bathroom, after flirting all day

It's the time of your life on Bank Holiday Monday

Street Fighting

Yet some day

You get out

Out of those mondays

Yes some say

They were the best days

Out of our minds

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

8 O'clock time to catch the next bus to town

When the drink is in, the wit is most definitely out

Late bars, fight starts, between my brother and I

Get kicked out so we hold tight and take it outside

Dodging cars, new scars, fighting out on the road

Knees me in the chest my head and arse hits the floor

Swallowed tongue, what we done, someone's hand in my mouth

Got to pull it back out on a Bank Holiday Monday

Street Fighting

Yet some day

You get out

Out of those mondays

Yes some say

They were the best days

Out of our minds

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

I want to stick him real hard with a kitchen knife

But we share the same bed in my mam's house tonight

I wait, I wait, I wait, until he walks up the lane

It's all the fun of the fair on Bank Holiday Monday

Street Fighting

Yet some day

You get out

Out of those mondays

Yes some say

They were the best days

Out of our minds

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah