Radical Dissection

I wake up in the morning with a splitting headache, the hangovers taken effect,

My head pounds hard, there's no aspirin to take so

I guess I'll just have to dissect

First I'll take the serated steak knife and slowly cut away at my skin down to the muscle, as

I grind and

I grit piercing my nerves, it slides in,

Now's the time to cut through my muscles so

I grab the circular saw skin and blood spurts into my eyeballs as

I feel the blade hit my jaw

Hack at my neck with a maul axe

Bludgeon my trachea,

I can't breathe,

Gurgling blood,

I'm choking in syntax my eyes pop out and bleed

Now comes the time to sever my jugular,

Boy, is this ever fun, take a sharp razor and slice it in half my blood shoots out like a gun

Start up the chainsaw to finish the task grind it into my bones,

Completing the task, it's over and done,

My head flops to the floor like a stone

Radical Neck

Dissection, cut off your head it's really fun, its the best hangover prevention, and a lot more exciting than a gun.