Here's Why I Don't Believe... (Interlude)

... Probability or atheism

Here's one of the reasons why I don't believe:

Imagine this story,

About a man

Who's, I don't know,

Working in the field or something one day

(Yeah) And he starts to hear voices

What if you heard this story

I know this guy who started to hear voices

And the voices told him to kill his son,

On top of a rock (laughing)

Bring your son to this hilltop,

Place him on a rock, and kill him

Uhh, okay,

I'll do that (yeah, it's so absurd)

And then let's say this guy actually does that

And you're like "Woah, this guy is crazy!

I can't believe he's in the charge of children"

So then,

(Yeah) he's about to kill this boy

About to strike down

And all of a sudden the voices are like

"Sike! Yeah,

I don't want you to kill him

I just want you to rip the tip of his ***** off"

And you're like "oh,

That's so much better

That makes perfect sense"

Oh my god, you must have created the universe!

Holy *****t!