Shiny (feat. Rachel Potter)

Little Maui's having trouble with his look

You little semi-demi-mini-god

Ouch! What a terrible performance

Get the hook (get it?)

You don't swing it like you used to, man

Yet I have to give you credit for my start

And your tattoos on the outside

For just like you I made myself a work of art

I'll never hide, I can't, I'm too

Shiny

Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough

Strut my stuff, my stuff is so

Shiny

Send your armies but they'll never be enough

My shell's too tough

Maui the man, you can try, try, try

But you can't expect a demi-god

To beat a decapod (look it up)

You will die, die, die

Now it's time for me to take apart

Your aching heart

You'll never be quite as

Shiny

You wish you were nice and

Shiny!