歌词
Daniel, Michael's here for your sleepover
Daniel，Michael来我们家过夜了
Please, ple-ple-please, please play nice
一定要友好相处喔
You can touch my LEGO, you can touch my Pokémon cards
你可以碰我的乐高，也可以玩我的宝可梦卡牌
You can watch Ninjago or play with Thor of Asgard
你可以看《乐高忍者》，也可以玩玩阿斯加德的索尔
You can touch my fidget spinners, my dad bought me eighteen
你可以碰我的指尖陀螺，因为我爸给我买了18个
You can play with anything, but please don't touch my monster truck
你想玩什么都可以，但是请不要碰我的怪兽卡车
You can play my Fortnite, I know that you love Fortnite
你可以玩我的堡垒之夜，我知道你喜欢玩堡垒之夜
You can touch my bike or my kite or my Spiderman light
你可以玩我的自行车，我的风筝，我的蜘蛛侠台灯
You can put your hand on my slap bass (Slap bass)
你也可以玩玩我的贝斯
But if you touch my monster truck, I'll stab you in the face (Bitch)
但是如果你动我的怪兽卡车，我会一刀捅你脸上（**）
You can touch the pills that my dad keeps in the bathroom
你可以碰我爸藏在浴室的药片
You can go and smell all the things in my sister's bedroom
你也可以去我姐的房间闻闻她的东西
You touch my Tonka truck? I couldn't give a ****
你玩我的翻斗车？我根本无所谓
What's the one thing I said? Don't touch my monster truck
]我强调的只有一个东西，别动我的怪兽卡车
If you touch my monster truck
如果你碰我的怪兽卡车
I'll ****in' bite you on your arm
我会**的一口咬在你胳膊上
And then my mama gonna call your mama and say
然后我妈妈就会打电话给你妈妈
"Take your dumbass kid back home"
把你的**孩子带回家
And I know for a fact you got no Dunkaroos
而且我还知道你没有Dunkaroos饼干
You got not Fruit Roll-Ups in that two-bedroom apartment
在你那只有两间卧室的公寓也没有水果味的roll ups
All you got is a marriage on the rocks
你有的只有你爸妈那岌岌可危的婚姻
And the feeling that you ****ed up by touching my monster truck
还有因为你碰我的怪兽卡车而要倒的霉
Feeling that you ****ed up by touching my monster truck
因为你碰我的怪兽卡车而要倒的霉
Feeling that you ****ed up by touching my monster truck
因为你碰我的怪兽卡车而要倒的霉
If you tell anyone at school that I cried
如果你敢在学校里告诉别人我哭出来了
When you t-t-touched my monster truck
因为你碰了我的怪兽卡车
I'll tell everyone at school that you got no TV at your house
我就告诉学校里所有人你家里没有电视
And you shat yourself (Shat yourself)
你甚至拉屎拉到了自己身上
My dad could beat up your dad, my dad is John Cena
我爸可以暴打你爸因为他是John Cena
I'm allowed to drink Coke, you've got a weird weiner
我家里允许我喝可乐，你的**长得很奇怪
My mum says that your dad is a cuck
我妈说你爸是绿帽勇者
But I don't know that word, but I know another word, it's
我不知道那是什么意思，但我知道另外一个词，那就是
Monster truck (M-Monster truck, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma)
怪兽卡车
Monster truck (M-Monster truck, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma)
怪兽卡车
Monster truck (M-Monster truck, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma)
怪兽卡车
Monster truck (M-Monster truck, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma)
怪兽卡车
Yeah, don't you touch my
不准碰它！
I am a little shit
我是个臭小鬼
The kind of kid that you'd like to hit
就是那种想让你想让你暴打的小孩
But you cannot 'cause hittin' kids is wrong
但是你没法打我，因为打小孩是错的
So you settle for watching me get hit by my mum in a
所以你就停下看我被我妈暴打
(Supermarket) Crowded supermarket
人来人往的超市
(Crowded supermarket) A crowded supermarket
人来人往的超市
You take an opportunity while I'm stuck
你看准时机趁我动弹不得
To kick the shit out of my monster truck
一脚踹飞我的怪兽卡车
(Yeah)
（Yeah！）
Kick the shit out of my monster truck
一脚踹飞我的怪兽卡车
(I know you want to)
（我知道你想）
Kick the shit out of my monster truck
一脚踹飞我的怪兽卡车
(Take your dumbass kid back home)
（把你的**孩子带回家）
Kick the shit out of my monster truck
一脚踹飞我的怪兽卡车
(Take your dumbass kid back home)
（把你的**孩子带回家）
Kick the shit out of my monster truck
一脚踹飞我的怪兽卡车
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