Loco Mosquito

My Momma told me

If I were goody

That she would buy me

A rubber dolly

I got some energy to burn

It makes me jumpy and nervous

But I'm too damn old to join the military service

One two three four

I gotta hit my baby on a Saturday night

You know the Devil made me do it

I know it wasn't right

Like a loco mosquito

'Round and 'round and 'round I go

And when I'm hungry down I go, oh oh

Please Mr. Custer I don't wanna go

And spend my night in a bar with some stupid dodo

I'm sick of hangin' 'round with old transvestites

They stare at my rubbers, it makes me uptight

And here I go

In love again

Here I go, oh oh oh

Like a loco mosquito

Oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh

Loco mosquito

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Oh oh oh oh

Loco mosquito

Hirohito

I got some energy to burn

But you always want to tap it

You're busy suckin' on my gas tank

Before I can tap it

Like a loco mosquito

'Round and 'round and 'round I go

And when I'm hungry down I go, oh oh

Loco mosquito

Loco mosquito