歌词与中文翻译
My heart is paralyzed
我的心脏已经麻痹
My head was oversized
我的头脑混乱不堪
I'll take the high road like I should
早知道我就该走捷径
你说这是命中注定
You said it's meant to be
都是我的错，与你无关
That it's not you, it's me
分手倒是替我着想
You're leaving now for my own good
这很酷。但当我朋友问你去了哪里，我会说
她坐的飞机坠毁了
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
晒太阳时被烤焦了
掉进了装满水泥的搅拌机里
She went down in an airplane
帮帮我吧
Fried getting suntan
我不擅长说再见
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
她在水里遇见了鲨鱼
Help me, help me,
溺水了却没人能救她
I'm no good at goodbyes!
我把给她买的所有东西都退了
帮帮我
She met a shark under water
我编不出谎言了
Fell and no one caught her
还有你死去的方式
I returned everything I ever bought her
我的自尊心还在隐隐作痛
Help me, help me,
你是我的一切
I'm all out of lies
总有一天我会找到像你一样的爱人
And ways to say you died
（像你一样的爱人）
她会认为我是超人
不是超级小面包车
My pride still feels the sting
你怎么能在赎罪日离开?
You were my everything
这很酷，但如果我朋友问你在哪里，我会说
Some day I'll find a love like yours
她被泥石流埋住了
(a love like yours)
被狮子吃了
She'll think I'm Superman
被一台破紫色塞恩撞飞了
Not super minivan
帮帮我
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
我不擅长说再见!
她在沙漠中枯干了
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
在热水浴缸里淹死了
在东区的夜总会跳舞跳到累死
She was caught in a mudslide
帮帮我
Eaten by a lion
我编不出谎言了
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
还有你死去的方式
Help me, help me,
我想和你一起一千次的生活
I'm no good at goodbyes!
我想成为你死都渴望的那个人
爱着你
She dried up in the desert
但你不想这么做
Drown in a hot tub
这很酷，但如果我朋友问你在哪里，我会说
Danced to death at an east side night club
这很酷，但如果我朋友问你在哪里，我会说
Help me, help me,
她坐飞机时掉下去了
I'm all out of lies
被太阳烤焦了
And ways to say you died
掉进了一个装满水泥的搅拌机里
帮帮我
我不擅长说再见!
I wanna live a thousand lives with you
她在水下遇见了鲨鱼
I wanna be the one you're dying to
溺水了却没人救她
Love...
我把给她买的所有东西都退了
but you don't want to
帮帮我
我已经编不出谎言
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
她被泥石流埋住了
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
被狮子吞了
被一台破紫色塞恩撞飞了
She went down in an airplane
帮帮我
Fried getting suntan
我不擅长说再见！
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
她在沙漠中枯干了
Help me, help me,
在热水浴缸里淹死
I'm no good at goodbyes!
在东区的夜总会跳舞跳到累死
帮帮我，帮帮我
She met a shark under water
我已经编不出谎言
Fell and no one caught her
以及道别的方式
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me,
I'm all out of lies
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me,
I'm no good at goodbyes!
She dried up in the desert
Drown in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me,
I'm all out of lies
And ways to say goodbye