Teenage Creature

I was a teenage creature.

I was a junior wolfman, at night there's a werewolf moon.

Come and hold my hairy hand down at the black lagoon.

I was a teenage creature.

I was a high school monster, a teenage Frankenstein.

Let me take you in my arms and curse you one more time.

Got a face like a dog, feet like a frog,

I'm covered with a lizard scale.

I got to cut a hole in my old blue jeans for my slimy tail.

I was a teenage creature.

I was a body snatcher. You're so sweet agreeing.

Do you think that you would dare go steady with the thing?

I was a teenage creature

I was a teenage vampire, a rock and rolling ghoul.

Won't you let a Dracula walk you home from school?

Well I lived in a hole. I looked like a mole –

A horrible sight to see.

If you hear a growl I'm out on the prowl, and hunting you for me.

I was a teenage creature.

I was a teenage spider, and you're a junior miss.

So give a boy tarantula his very first kiss.

I was a teenage creature.

I was a teenage creature. I'm always scaring you.

So point a stake straight at my heart, then darling drive it through.

I was a teenage creature.