歌词
Another bride
Another June
Another sunny
Honeymoon
Another season
Another reason
For makin' whoopee
A lot of shoes
A lot of rice
The groom is nervous
He answers twice
It's really killin'
That he's so willin'
To makin' whoopee
Now picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring
Yes
He's washin' dishes
And baby clothes
He's so ambitious
He even sews
But don't forget, folks
That's what you get, folks
For makin' whoopee
Another year
Maybe less
What's this I hear?
Well, can't you guess?
She feels neglected
And he's suspected
Of makin' whoopee
Yeah, she sits alone
'Most every night
He doesn't phone
He doesn't write
He says he's busy
But she says "is he?"
He's makin' whoopee
Now, he doesn't make much money
Only five thousand per
Some judge who thinks he's funny
Says "you'll pay six to her"
He says, "Now judge
Suppose I fail"
The judge says, "Budge
Right into jail!
You'd better keep her
I think it's cheaper
Than makin' whoopee"
Yes
Yeah, you'd better keep her
Daddy, I think it's cheaper
Than makin' whoopee