歌词
I've had my pet since i was nine years old i loved him and fed him
But one day he attacked i knew he didn't love me back so i grabbed
Him like a football and punted fifty yards now i hate pets take
Yourself to the vet now i hate pets dolphins trapped in little nets
Now i hate pets you little fucking screaming shit-bag i should of let
Your mother eat you,
Little fucker so i got a little birdy and i trained it everyday he
Knew 1000 words but then he flew away but then i got him back the
Fucker wouldn't shut his trap so i took him to the bathroom and
Rubbed his beak in shit now i hate pets spotted owls in their nests
Now i hate pets bagged a deer and made a vest now i hate pets birds
And bees and bears and bison pigs and
Parrots and pandas i fucking hate them all!
I was walking through the park when a snake peered from his hole a
Perfect opportunity to take the bastard home i chopped his fucking
Head off with my handy garden hoe and made a
Lovely hat-band for my redneck cousin bo, heee-haaw!
Now i hate pets 10,
000 volts to the chest now i hate pets fed my cat some cigarettes now
I hate pets you little fucking screaming shit-bag
Bastard fuck you, you fucking pig-shit licker, fuck!