You Are A Food Critic

Your last name's weinstein and your first name's jay

You're a food critic and you're fucking gay

You have more hair on your face than you have on your head

Pretty soon you'll have a.i.d.s. and you'll be fucking dead

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You are a food critic [x4]

You're old enough-to have bought "let it be" when it was new

You're bald enough-to blind a bird you fucking jew

You're gay enough-to go out with liberace

You're gay enough-you fucking fag

I'm 22, you're 33 and you go to school with me

Jay weinstein is a gay bald jew with a beard