歌词
Good morning, Vietnam
Not good morning, good afternoon, Vietnam
Mic check, 1-2-1-2
Historic Thursday
Historic September
Whatever the fucking date is
Because when you don't have a job
You don't know what the fucking date is
And I guess, technically, I really do have a job
But, since I really don't have a job, y'know I don't have a job
Once called, the best rapper in the worldwide web
Your host for my fucking show, Jump Off Joe Beezy
How is everybody doing?
Hopefully, everybody is doing just as well as I am
Made my little Dunkin' Donuts run this morning
Saw a bunch of working-class people
Bunch of working-class people
People with suits on, rushing to get their coffee
Coffee's such a drug
I would debate with-
I would debate with anybody who disagrees that coffee is a drug
A legal drug but-
Boy, do people need their coffee in the morning
It's like me, like, when I wake up, my morning is almost incomplete
Like I'm, I almost can't function as a normal productive member of society
If I do not have my coffee, which is really stupid
'Cause God blessed me enough to wake up
He didn't bless me, bless me enough to wake up under contingencies
He didn't say
"You're gonna wake up, you're gonna have a great day as long as you get you coffee"
He didn't say that, He said
"You're blessed enough to wake up this morning, that's it"
Umm