歌词
Now I've a simple nature, some folk think I'm dense
They think I'm slow, but I can show
That I've got common sense
We come from monkeys, yes alas
Some say we've reached a lower class
But each time I look in the glass
They can't fool me
At hunt the button fun I get
Some girls are very cute and yet
I find it every time you bet
They can't fool me
I'm no wise guy, still I get along
I may not know my left from right
But I do know right from wrong
Two old maids said in our flat
"Since last night there's been a rat"
I said "Give him his coat and hat"
Oh you can't fool me
My pal puts Violet in his bath
Vi-o-let, that makes me laugh
I've found where Violet lives, not half
You can't fool me
She giggles when he hugs her tight
When she's kissed she laughs outright
She had convulsions late last night
They can't fool me
I'm no wise guy, still I get along
I may not know my left from right
But I do know right from wrong
"There's a baby born", they say
"Every clock-tick", that's okay
I bought a sundial yesterday
They can't fool me
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I bought a house, the terms are fine
Weekly payment's three and nine
In hundred years the house is mine
Oh they can't fool me
Every night a girl named Joyce
Walks for miles, but not for choice
She rides home in a swell Rolls Royce
Oh they can't fool me
I'm no wise guy, still I get along
I may not know my left from right
But I do know right from wrong
To France a honeymooning pair
Went to see what it's like there
But it's no different anywhere
Oh you can't fool me