I Used to Sit at Home All Day

I used to sit at home all day (I used to sit at home all day)

Letting my life just a slip away (Letting my life just a slip away)

Then one day a man in blue (Then one day a man in blue)

Said son I got a job for you (Son I got a job for you)

Free room and board and a plate of food (Room and board and a plate of food)

And a brand new tailored business suit (Brand new tailored business suit)

We'll teach you how to drill, we'll teach you how to run (Teach you how to drill, teach you how to run)

We'll even teach you how to shoot a gun (We'll even teach you how to shoot a gun)

Don't put me on a silver jet (Put me on a silver jet)

The air was cold, the ground was wet (The air was cold, the ground was wet)

Paris Solemn was the name of the place (Paris Solemn was the name of the place)

Sand fleas biting me all over the face (Sand fleas biting me all over the face)

When I saw that smokey bear (When I saw that smokey bear)

Razor sharp teeth they're everywhere (Razor sharp teeth they're everywhere)

Then I saw my GI's face (Then I saw my GI's face)

That man came private all over the place (Man came private all over the place)

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