David Watts

I am a dull and simple lad

Cannot tell water from champagne

And I have never met the Queen

And I wish I could have all he has got

I wish I could be like David Watts

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And when I lie on my pillow at night

I dream I could fight like David Watts

And lead the school team to victory

Take my exams and pass the lot

I wish I could be like David Watts

I wish I could be like David Watts

I wish I could like, like David Watts

I wish I could be like David Watts

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He is the head boy at the school

He is the captain of the team

His is so gay and fancy free

And I wish I could have all he has got

I wish I could be like David Watts

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And all the girls in the neighborhood

Try to go out with David Watts

The try their best but can't succeed

For he is of pure and noble breed

I wish I could be like David Watts

I wish I could be like David Watts

I wish I could be like David Watts

I wish I could be like David Watts

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I wish I could be like

I wish I could be like

I wish I could be like

I wish I could be like

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David Watts

David Watts

David Watts