At Walmart

At Walmart

At Walmart

Oh ho

At Walmart

Yeah

At Walmart

Where they have just about everything

At competitive pricing

I'm listening to music on my mp3 player

While I'm walking around

At Walmart

Evil corporation

A sure sign of civilization

Where they don't get paid enough for all the shit they do

At all hours of the day

At Walmart

Where I bought my first condom

Afraid to make eye contact with the nerdy-looking girl

Behind the cash register

I wonder if she's done it

And can she tell that I haven't yet

She's just my type but I shouldn't think about that

You know I have a girlfriend

And I am so in love with her

And we are gonna get married

As soon as I finish college

And we have some real money on our hands

And we can afford a big house where we can live

And then, maybe then, I'll even be ready to have some kids

And we won't need condoms

But until then, we're shopping cheap at Walmart