歌词
Mike kalinsky had asthma
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He was often absent from school
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But he still performed well on tests & quizzes
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So all the other kids felt like fools
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Mike kalinsky had asthma
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Spinning bottles never pointed his way
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You see, he had difficulty breathing
So he couldn't participate in sports
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And all the jocks said he was gay
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There is no cure for asthma
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But does anyone even care?
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Mike kalinsky spent high school alone in his bedroom listening to joy division and the misfits
And going nowhere
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And years passed
I forgot all about him
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And then one night, i was hanging out at a local rock club
Checking out a band a friend of mine said i really shouldn't miss
And there he was, singing
A song that went a little something like this:
'I couldn't even blow out a simple match'