The Big Ol' Bug Is the New Baby Now 歌词 | RapZH 中文说唱数据库

We have three dogs that love to chew stuff up

So we're always gettin' them some toys and stuffed animals and stuff so they can destroy them.

And usually whatever we get is shredded to pieces within a couple of days

And one day I noticed that this stuffed animal that we had gotten

(They had had it for about a week) had remained relatively unharmed

A little bit dirty, but it really didn't have any damage

So I was kind of watchin' them for the next couple of days

And I noticed that for some weird reason, this little stuffed animal

Seemed like they all liked it for some weird reason

It was special to them- not only did they not chew it up

They sort of made it seem like it was their baby

They treated as though it was their own baby

So I thought, "this is weird"

How strange this is- Of all the toys and things that we get for them

For some weird reason, this one, that wasn't really any different from the rest

This one is picked to be special

So there you go

So some time passed and one day I noticed that this box

Of "big plastic insects," that I had been keeping on a shelf in the bathroom

Had somehow fallen down, and unfortunately

It looked as though the dogs had already chewed up most of the stuff in it

The big giant spiders, ants, and cockroaches and stuff that were in it

And as I walked around the house picking up the shredded pieces of these plastic insects

I came across the Baby- you know, their stuffed animal baby!

And there it was, just torn to shreds, like everything else - all the other stuff

Finally this one was torn to shreds

So later on, I came across one of the giant grasshoppers

That for some reason hadn't been chewed up at all

Not even as much as a small tooth mark

So I watch, and it occurs to me that for some reason

Their affections have changed

And I can plainly see that, instead of the stuffed animal

The big ol' bug is the new baby now