I Fucking Hate Drummers

First to get drunk

And last to tear down

You're not a musician

You're just a fucking clown

Instead of the snare

You're fixing your hair

You broke all your sticks

You need a new pair

Your cymbals are broken

I got a new kit

And still you can't play

You do sound like shit

You say you wanna quit but i'm never gonna stop

So pull the sticks out of your ass

And just do your fucking job

I Fucking hate drummers – it's making me sick

I Fucking hate drummers – and you're such a prick

I Fucking hate drummers – it's making me cry

I Fucking hate drummers – so fuck off and die

You play the wrong track

You fuckup the show

The songs are too fast

Cause you play them too slow

While driving the van

You ran outta gas

Your bitch on the road is a such a pain the ass

You think you're so cool

But nobody cares

It's just the second beer and you fall down the stairs

You say you wanna quit but i'm never gonna stop

So pull the sticks out of your ass

And just do your fucking job

I Fucking hate drummers – it's making me sick

I Fucking hate drummers – and you're such a prick

I Fucking hate drummers – it's making me cry

I Fucking hate drummers – so fuck off and die

So fuck off and die

The songs are too fast cause you play them too slow