I'm Not That Smart (Reprise)

I hear the bell

That, to me, is not an inviting sound

That little ding

To me, it brings a plaintive air

I always thought that life was fair

I mean, I never felt a smidgen of despair

They say, "A bell can break your heart"

But just not mine

Since I opine

I think-

I know I'm smart!

Apple juice, please!