歌词
I woke up Christmas morning
And ran down to the tree
There was one little box
Waiting there for me
Was it shiny new bling?
A 7 karat diamond ring?
Was it keys to a new crib
That Santa Claus did give?
Delivered to me
From the North Pole
Was a great, big, dirty, old
Lump of coal!
I admit I was shocked
I was really surprised
But after a while
I began to realize
The reason was simple
The reason was clear
I've been a very naughty girl this year!
Santa won't bring me gold hoops for my ear
'Cause I've been a very naughty girl this year
Santa won't bring me a supply of butterbeer
'Cause I've been a very naughty girl this year
It's really kinda whack that I ain't got jack
'Cause I've been a very naughty girl this year
(Flick) Yo Astoria! Were you really so bad?
Why did you make mum and daddy so mad?
I was just being Slytherin
We like to have fun
I never really meant
To harm no one
I cursed some first-years
Who were being such pests
I lied to my professors
I cheated on tests
I hexed a few Hufflepuffs
Because that's what they fo'
I petrified a Gryffindor
Who called me a ho'
I snuck out of the dorms
After curfew
To meet Draco Malfoy
For a midnight rendezvous
I started a food fight
In the Great Hall
I played a game of quidditch
With Neville's remembrall
I went skinny dipping
In the Black Lake
Put a puking pastille
In Pansy's birthday cake
Santa won't bring me gold hoops for my ear
'Cause I've been a very naughty girl this year
Santa won't bring me a supply of butterbeer
'Cause I've been a very naughty girl this year
It's really kinda whack that I ain't got jack
'Cause I've been a very naughty girl this year
I mugged a muggle named Dudley
'Cause he looked at me funny
I maxed out his credit cards
And spent all his money
I smuggled fire whiskey
Into the common room
Did a fly-by jinxing
On a stolen broom
I ain't even sorry
I got no remorse
I only regret getting caught
Of course
I don't even care
That Santa gave me coal
I'm a ride-or-die witch
And that's how I roll
Santa won't bring me gold hoops for my ear
'Cause I've been a very naughty girl this year
Santa won't bring me a supply of butterbeer
'Cause I've been a very naughty girl this year
It's really kinda whack that I ain't got jack
'Cause I've been a very naughty girl this year