歌词
I gotta travel a lot when im doing standup
And uh I was on a flight one time and had a lil bit of a runny nose. And so I went like this *sniffle*
All of a sudden the guy next to me goes
"Hey man, you gonna blow your nose or am I gonna have to listen to you have the sniffles for six fuckin' hours!" And I was stunned for two reasons.
One: I couldnt believe he could be so rude to a total stranger and
Two: I never heard sniffles and fuckin' in the same sentence before
(Laughing)
(Applause)