歌词
Im tied down
Im locked up
I don't make
Independent decisions
But my wife says that I don't miss it
My old friends
They don't call
In fact this weekend they're riding skidoos
While i'm taking my kids to three zoos
But the third zoo isn't exactly a zoo
It's a family counselor dressed like a raccoon
Im a family man
Living according to a family plan
I just found somebody's feces on my hand
I grab a towel thats monogramed
'Cause i'm a family man
I don't have
A dream job
I bust my but every day from 9 to 5
To finance the dreams of my kids and wife
And my wife has a business idea
She wants to sell these teeny, tiny hats
Made especially for little baby cats
Notice that I didn't say kitten
My wife says that a baby cat is something different
I'm a family man
We all don't fit in a Sudan
My last child:
That spawn of Satan was unplanned
Please cut my vas deferens
I'm a family man
I'm a family man