That Don't Impress Me Much

Ow

(Han han, uh-uh) uh-huh, yeah, yeah

(Han han, uh-uh) uh-huh

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart

But you've got being right down to an art

You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall

You're a regular original, a know-it-all

Oh-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist

That don't impress me much (han han, uh-uh)

So you got the brains, but have you got the touch?

Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

(Han han, uh-uh) uh-huh, yeah, yeah

(Han han, uh-uh)

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket

And a comb up his sleeve, just in case

And all that extra hold gel in your hair ought a lock it

'Cause heaven forbid it should fall outta place

Oh-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt

That don't impress me much (han han, uh-uh)

So you got the looks, but have you got the touch?

Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

Han aho

Yeah

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You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine

You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in

I can't believe you kiss your car good night

Now come on, baby, tell me, you must be joking, right?

Oh-oh, you think you're something special

Oh-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you've got a car

That don't impress me much (han han, uh-uh)

So you got the moves, but have you got the touch?

Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much (don't impress me)

Oh-oh no, you think you're cool, but have you got the touch?

Now, now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night

That don't impress me much

(Han han, uh-uh) uh-huh, yeah, yeah

(Han han, uh-uh)

Okay, so what do you think, you're Elvis or something? (Han han, uh-uh)

(Han han, uh-uh) that don't impress me much

(Han han, uh-uh)

Ho no (han han, uh-uh)

(Han han, uh-uh) that don't impress me

(Han han, uh-uh) ho no

(Han han, uh-uh) han aho

(Han han, uh-uh) yeah

(Han han, uh-uh) woo (woo, woo)

(Han han, uh-uh)