歌词
They say that this youth has set my Lady's heart aflame!
His Lordship, sure, would die of shock
His Lordship is a laughing-stock!
Should he suspect her, God protect her!
Shame! Shame! Shame!
This faithless lady's bound for Hades!
Shame! Shame! Shame!
Serafimo, your disguise is perfect
Why, who can this be?
Gentle wife, admit your loving husband
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My love, I am called to England on affairs of State
And must leave you with your new maid
Though I would happily take the maid with me
The old fool is leaving!
Serafimo, away with this pretence!
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband's absence!
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Poor fool, he makes me laugh!
Ha-ha ha-ha ha
Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha
Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha
Time I tried to get a better better half!
Poor fool, he doesn't know!
Ho-ho ho-ho ho
Ho-ho ho-ho ho-ho ho-ho
Ho-ho ho-ho ho-ho ho-ho
If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go!
Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty?
He's here, the Phantom of the Opera
It's him
Your part is silent, little toad!
A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad
Maestro, da capo, per favore!
Serafimo, away with this pretence!
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my uh!
Gentleman, please, please
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Poor fool, he makes me laugh
Ha-ha ha-ha ha
Ha-ha, uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Mama!
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Bring the curtain in, please, will you?
Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize
The performance will continue in ten minutes time
When the role of the countess will be played by Miss Daaé
Thank you!
Meanwhile, we'd like to give you the ballet
From Act Three of tonight's opera
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Are you alright?
Raoul, we're not safe here
Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats
Do not panic, it's simply an accident, an accident!