歌词
My life flashed before my eyes and I could've sworn
That I died a little bit when my baby was born
He was so ugly
Crying so smugly
It was as if he knew which buttons to push
Spiteful from the moment he burst from the bush
He is so awful
It should be unlawful
Fatherhood is no good reward
I should've made a noose with that umbilical cord
It's been 3 days since I slept
Too tired to cry
But I feel warm and fuzzy when I close my eyes
Cuz, I'm having
Fantasies of infanticide
Fantastic dreams where my baby dies
It's all downhill from here
Yeah, you're crying
So much that you're turning blue
So let me shake and shake some sense into you
I'm having fantastic fantasies of infanticide
I clench my fists every time he makes a poopy
Try not to smother him with his Teddy or his Snoopy
He's so disgusting
His diapers are crusting
He doesn't pull weight and he eats more than me
Bought diapers when I could've bought a whore or three
He's a parasite
So impolite
I wish I could stuff his face with his bib and his binky
Let him crawl and drink all that stuff underneath the sinky
Oh, my poor head feels like it's in a fog
I could be sleeping like a log
Next time I put him down to sleep
I should put him down like a dog
Hey, don't judge me just because I'm having
Fantasies of infanticide
Fantastic dreams where my baby dies
It's all downhill from here
Yeah, you're crying
So much that you're turning blue
So let me shake and shake some sense into you
I'm having fantastic fantasies of infanticide
Some may say it's an unhealthy obsession
That poppa never got over his postpartum depression
I'm hoping for
Choking hazards
Natural disasters
Fatal contortions
Really late term abortions
Left in the freezer
Choking on tweezers
Be deaf and mute
Or at least cute
It's a bad dream
It's a cruel joke
It's a prank pulled on poor folk
If only this bastard of a kid
Had come down with a case of SIDS
Then I won't need
Fantasies of infanticide
Fantastic dreams where my baby dies
It's all downhill from here
Dammit, I hear you crying
So much that you're turning blue
So let me shake and shake some sense into you
I'm gonna dump you in Atlanta
Or in Havana
Dreaming of infanticide