歌词
What's a girl like you
Doin' in a place like this?
I left my place after midnight
And I came to this hall
Me and my girlfriend, wecame here
Lookin' to ball
You came to the right place
This is it
This is the swingin-est place
In all of Philadelphia
NO SHIT!
How true that it is
Me and my girlfriend, we come here
Looking for that
Hot romance we need
We like to get it on --
Do you like, do you like to get it on, too?
Well now, what did you have in mind?
Okay: well I get off bein' juked
With a baby octopus
An spewed upon with cream corn! AAH... UNH!
An' my girlfriend, she digs it
With a hot YOOHOO bottle
While somebody's screamin':
CORKS 'N' SAFETIES
PIGS 'N' DONKEYS
ALICE COOPER'S GONNA ... AAAAAAH!
Well, it gets me so hot
I could scream
(Line) ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! YAAAAH!
ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! YAAAAH!
You and your girlfriends sound real far out and groovy
Ever been to a Holiday Inn?
Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa...
Magic Fingers in the Bed
Wall-mounted TV screen
Coffee-Wost plugged into the bathroom wall
Formica's really keen!
What kind of girl do you think we are?
What kind of girl do you think we are?
Don't call us groupies
That is going too far
We wouldn't ball you
Just because you're a star
Let me tell you the truth
These girls wouldn't let just anybody
Spew on their vital parts, no, no
They want a guy from a group with a
Big hit single in the charts
Funny I should mention it
Our new single just made the charts this week with a bullet
With a bullet! With a bullet!
Just let me readjust my
And I will show you how, yes indeed
A young girl such as you might be
Thrilled and overwhelmed by me...
What hotel did you say you are staying at?
Do you wanna split right away?
Well, not so fast, you silly boy... there's one thing I gotta say:
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
She wants a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
Sue want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
She want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
And if his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster
We will give him our hearts...