歌词
15 billion years ago the big bang went kaboom
That is when time and space was suddenly created
The explosion sent atoms flying through the universe
And slowly gravity made this matter organgelle and stick together.
And then became the galaxies, and all the suns and all the planets
One of which is earth,
Where the chemical reactions went blblblblblah,
When life was born,
Single celled creatures soon evolved,
Into a huge variety of sea creatures,
Which pulled them self onto the land,
They became the dinosaurs,
But they died out,
Mammals became wide spread with their hair and boobies,
They became the monkey's,
And started using tools and walking on their 'hind legs,
And getting really brainy,
And The next thing that you know there's lots of tribal human beings,
Who started digging holes, and planting wheat,
And taming wild animals,
Someone invented writing
Massive cities rose and fell,
And emperors fought wars,
Like alexander the great,
And later queen Victoria,
Who came from England like my ancestors,
Who came out to Australia,
They also came from... Germany, I think?
I don't know all the details,
But eventually my parents met,
And had a sexual encounter,
And then nine months later I was born,
I grew up, and met you at the local high school,
And we became the best of friends
We even lived together (remember
That, it was good wasn't it I enjoyed that)
And then we formed a duo and started doing shows,
And people came,
And people laughed,
And it was really really good,
But after 20 years we decided that enough was enough,
And we thought we'd do,
One big final goodbye tour,
All around Australia,
And we were doing a show at her majesties theatre in Melbourne,
It was going really well,
I was enjoying it,
Although I said "IT'S A LIKE" which
Didn't really make a great deal of sense,
And a little bit after that you asked me
"How did we come to this"