歌词
Hey
It's Lewis Ofman here
Let me tell you a story about
Text messages
Like me
Me and text messages
And I hate that shit
Fuckin' hate it, yeah
I send the lover text
I send the winner text
I send the whatever text
I send the loser text
I send the tricky text
I send the fuzzy text
I send the freaky text
I send the crazy text
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Hey
I send the coffee text
I send the whisky text
I send the moody text
I send the booty text
I send the logic text
I send the technologic text
I send the astrologic text
I never send the strategic text
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Hey
Spinning spinning around
Spinning spinning around
I hate strategy
Yeah, fuck strategy
Spinning, spinning around
Keep spinning, spinning around
It's like a merry-go-round, yeah, yeah
You know i'm always the one
That says I love you
Too early
So all the girls run away
They run away
So I'm the one left off on the corner
Shit is dumb, man
Anyway
I send the disco text
I send the psycho text
I send the dildo text
I send the buffaloes text
I send the cowboy text
I send the coward text
I send the maniac text
I send the Cadillacs text
Yeah, spinning around
Keep, keep, keep spinning around
It's like a merry-go-round
Yeah
And what about you?
And what about you?
And what about you?
And what about you?
Come on
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Too much text
Way too much text
Too much text
Man, way too much text
Man, what it takes
So much stress for a single text
But, come on, don't be upset
You know what we do when it's not a success
Well, back to text
Or back to your ex
And if you got some sex
Don't forget your Durex
Anyway
I send the sushi text
To get to the sexy text
I send the musical text
To get to the practical text
I send the scammer text
To get to the hammer text
I send the lowkey text
Tryna get the kiki text
I send the zero text
Which means that's there's no text
I send the distant text
To get to the really close text
I send the dancy text
But then I send the drunky text
Yeah, man, I am stressed
I hope I won't send the edgy text
But what I sent was a goofy text
I guess I thought it was the coolest text
I could even say it was the funkiest text
But still what I got was a silent text
Fuckin' silent text
The silent text
The worst ever text
The fuckin' silent text
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Too much text
Way too much text
Too much text
Man, way too much text