Perfect World

If I lived in a perfect world

I would spend my days lying in the sun

The party never ends in a perfect world

If your life has hit the skids

Wave goodbye to the wife & kids

I'm ready to move into a perfect world

Nacho cheese and anarchy

Boy that sure sounds good to me

Every kind of drug is free

In the new America

Shoot your pistol in the air

Celebrate a brand new year

Living leisurely in a perfect world

If I lived in a perfect world

I would spend my days lying in the sun

The party never ends in a perfect world

If your life has hit the skids

Wave goodbye to the wife & kids

I'm ready to move into a perfect world

Everybody's drinking hams

Good by all you straight edge bands

Sit around and get a tan in the new America

When I turn on my T.V

Nothing but pornography

No more rated "G" in a perfect world

♪

Strung Out hooker's everywhere

Have a picnic feed the bears

Now nobody even cares in the new America

Nothing in this worlds for free

'Cause everything belongs to me

No more green fees in a perfect world

If I lived in a perfect world

I would spend my days lying in the sun

The party never ends in a perfect world

If your life has hit the skids

Wave goodbye to the wife & kids

Everyone's to be a perfect world

Everyone's to be in a perfect world