Caned

To set the stage

To coin a phrase

You really are quite dumb

And so in brief

With great relief

I have to say I'm going

But I'm not paid enough

To be the one you want

And I'm not caned enough

To be the one you love

♪

So don't pretend

To comprehend

In your drunken haze

With that in mind

I think you'll find

You're just a little vague

But I'm not paid enough

To be the one you want

And I'm not caned enough

To be the one you love.