歌词
Fuck
Santa is late again
And his poor little helpers are working frantically to save his lazy ass
Stuffing the sack
Tying the reindeer fast in their tracks
Stuffing the pathetic fatman to place in his sleigh
Takeoff
Mid flight he begins to wake
From his drunken slumber
Flailing, screaming, flying through the air
Spilling klapps and äting kôrv
Crash down the chimney
Exploding through the fireplace
Reindeer and klapps in a pile of mush
A cylinder of flesh has entered their dwelling
Spruting toddy and julaskink
From his gaping wounds
Ho-ho-ho you mätherfäkers
Finns det nå snälla barn här
Tomten är full
Tomten är full
Tomten är full
Och nu jävlar ska ni få
Tomten är full
Tomten är full
Tomten är full
Och nu ska ni fan dö
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
And now he's gonna skewer you
Upon a polka-stake
With Christmas tree in hand
And fire in his eyes
He puts upon the Christmas tree
A human Christmas star
With what is left of Rudolph
He slops and flops away
He leaves behind a mayhem
And a very merry Christmas to all