Offend In Every Way

I'm patient of this plan, as humble as I can.

I'll wait another day before I turn away.

But know this much is true, no matter what I do,

Offend in every way, I don't know what to say.

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I'm coming through the door, but they're expecting more of an interesting man,

Sometimes I think I can, but how much can I fake?

I'll speak until I break with every word I say, offend in every way.

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You tell me to relax, and listen to these facts,

That everyone's my friend, and will be 'till the end.

But know this much is true, no matter what I do,

No matter what I say, offend in every way.