You're the Top (Alternate Take)

You're the top, you're the Colosseum

You're the top, you're the Louvre Museum

You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss

You're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeare Sonnet

You're Mickey Mouse

You're the Nile, you're the Tow'r of Pisa

You're the smile, on the Mona Lisa

I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop

But if baby, I'm the bottom

You're the top

You're the top, you're Mahatma Gandhi

You're the top, you're Napoleon brandy

You're the purple light, of a summer night in Spain

You're the National Gallery, you're Garbo's salary

You're cellophane

You're sublime, you're a Turkey dinner

You're the time, of the Derby Winner

I'm a toy balloon that's fated soon to pop

But if baby, I'm by the bottom

You're the top