Hasa Diga Eebowai

MAFALA: In this part of Africa, we ALL have a saying-

whenever something bad happens, we just throw our hands up to the sky and say

HASA DIGA EEBOWAI

ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Hasa Diga Eebowai?

MAFALA: It's the only way to get through all these troubled times.

There's war, poverty, famine... but having a saying makes it all seem better!

There isn't enough food to eat!

Hasa Diga Eebowai!

People are starving in the street!

UGANDANS and MAFALA: Hasa Diga Eebowai!

Hasa Diga Eebowai

Hasa Diga Eebowai

ELDER PRICE: Well, that's pretty neat!

ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Does it mean no worries for the rest of our days?

MAFALA: Kind of!

We've had no rain in several days!

UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!

MAFALA: And 80% of us have AIDS!

UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!

MAFALA:Many young girls here get circumcised,

Their clits get cut right off. ( ALL: Way oh!)

WOMEN: And so we say up to the sky-

UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!

Hasa Diga Eebowai

Hasa Diga Eebowai

MAFALA: Now you try!

Just stand up tall, tilt your head to the sky,

and list off all the bad things in your life!

ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Somebody took our luggage away!

UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!

ELDER PRICE: The plane was crowded and the bus was late!

UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!

MAFALA: When the world is getting you down,

There's nobody else to blame ( UGANDANS: Way oh!)

MAFALA: Raise your middle finger to the sky,

And curse his rotten name!

ELDER PRICE: Wait, what?!

ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Hasa Diga Eebowai!

Am I saying it right?

ELDER PRICE: Excuse me sir, but what EXACTLY does that phrase mean?

MAFALA: Well, lets see...

"Eebowai" means "God".

And "Hasa Diga" means... "F*ck You".

So I guess in English it would be "F*ck you, God!"

UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!

ELDER PRICE: WHAT?!

MAFALA: When God f*cks you in the butt-

UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!

MAFALA: F*ck him right back in his c*nt!

UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai

Hasa Diga Eebowai

Hasa Diga Eebowai

F*ck you, God!

ELDER PRICE: Excuse me, Sir, but you should really NOT be saying that.

Things aren't always as bad as they seem!

MAFALA: Oh really? Well take this f*cking asshole, Mutumbo here

He got caught last week trying to RAPE a baby.

ELDER PRICE: What?! Why?!

MAFALA: Some people in his tribe believe having sex with a virgin will cure their AIDS.

There aren't many virgins left, so some of them are turning to babies.

ELDER PRICE: But... that's horrible!

MAFALA: I know!

UGANDANS: Hasa Diga Eebowai!

MAFALA: Here's the butcher, he has AIDS.

Here's the teacher, she has AIDS.

Here's the doctor, he has AIDS.

Here's my daughter, she has A... wonderful disposition.

She's all I have left in the world.

And if either of you lays a hand on her...

I will give you my AIDS!

UGANDANS: If you don't like what we say,

Try living here a couple days!

Watch all your friends and family die!

Hasa Diga Eebowai! (F*ck you!)

Hasa Diga Eebowai!

F*ck you God in the ass, mouth and c*nt-a

F*ck you God in the ass, mouth and c*nt-a

F*ck you God in the ass, mouth and c*nt-a

F*ck you in the eye!

Hasa- Diga Eebowai

Hasa- F*ck you in the other eye!

Hasa- Diga Eebowai

Hasa- Diga Eebowai

Hasa- Diga Eebowai

Hasa Diga-

F*ck you God-

In the c*nt!