You're the Top

You're the top!

You're the Colosseum.

You're the top!

You're the Louvre Museum.

You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss

You're a Bendel bonnet,

A Shakespeare's sonnet,

You're Mickey Mouse.

You're the Nile,

You're the Tower of Pisa,

You're the smile on the Mona Lisa

I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop!

But if, baby, I'm the bottom

You're the top!

You're the top,

You're a Waldorf salad.

You're the top!

You're a Berlin ballad.

You're an angel, you,

Simply too, too, too diveen,

You're a Boticcelli,

You're Keats, you're Shelly, you're Ovaltine.

You're a rose,

You're Inferno's Dante,

You're the nose, on the great Durante.

I'm the nominee of the G.O.P.

Or GOP!

But if, baby, I'm the bottom,

You're the top!